help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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