Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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