Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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