Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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