He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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