dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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