went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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