And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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