do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
God, I missed his penis.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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