i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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