I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I will be naked everywhere
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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