There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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