It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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