so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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