if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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