Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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