come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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If its not for food we ain't going out.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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