he wants to bone in the snuggie
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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