There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.