Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's