this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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