...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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