Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!