Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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