grandma shit on top of the toilet
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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