No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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