a queef is a wish your heart makes.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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