So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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