I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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