Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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