ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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