clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
There are leaves in my underwear?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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