i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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