I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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