Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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