I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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