So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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