So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.