You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend