I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
operation have a gay friend backfired
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm sobbing to NWA
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.