thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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