Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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