super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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