So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up