I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Houston, we have a squirter
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.