i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body