I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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