.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
they're like a gay fantastic four
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
