I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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