Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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