I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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