glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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