help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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